Men at Lowe's

I have heard many times that the most popular non-bar places to find a man are:
1. The grocery store
2. Church
3. Lowe's

I happened to be going to Lowe's on Saturday to get a few things for the house. I put on makeup and didn't wear one of my stained T-shirts. Not really making an effort to look good, but making an effort to not look bad if that makes sense. I mean....you never know who you might meet right?

While at Lowe's I realized that it is the LAST place I will find a man. As I walked down the isles looking for an air filter for the house (which was in the plumbing section!) this is what I saw:
1. A cute guy as I was walking in one direction.....when I got to the end of the store and realized what I wanted was on the other end, I walked back by cute-guy-aisle and saw cute guy......his leg was cocked and he was busy scratching himself! Ewww.
2. The next aisle over I see a not-so-cute guy digging up his nose. Not just picking his nose....digging! Mining for gold!!
3. The next few aisle produced men pushing carts with kids in them as they followed around their wives.
4. The garden section produced a few more married couples, a bunch of women and one sickly sweet gay couple.
5. And to make it the best trip ever, all of the people who worked at Lowe's were either old enough to be my dad or young enough to be jail bait. Once again....Ewww.

I left Lowe's barely able to contain my laughter. This is the place I'm supposed to meet men? God help me! I may die an old maid!